What Do We Do Now?! Dealing with Fortune 500 Layoffs

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AT&T is slated to layoff 12,000 workers in the upcoming year; a bittersweet irony coming from the company whose warm and good-natured slogan used to be “Reach out and touch someone.” Layoffs are everywhere, an unavoidable topic du jour (and most likely a topic du demain, as well) and the media industry is far from immune. On Twitter, one of the Tweeps I …

Why Does the History Channel Have to Be So Bittersweet?

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Ignore everything last week’s episode of “The City” taught you about New York City and girls that work in Public Relations.  First, girls that work in Public Relations actually work as opposed to having fake jobs set up for them by a TV Network (Kelly Cutrone’s face when inquiring about Olivia Palermo’s employment was priceless and seemed to be the …

Let’s Hope My ESP Brings Me a Good 2009

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For the last few weeks, I’ve been experiencing minor bouts of ESP, such as hoping a certain episode of “Will and Grace” will be on (and it was!) or predicting the first number to be called in a series of lotto numbers (and it’s happened before, and I have a witness!). I don’t know where it comes from, since I …

Looking Forward to Looking Back: 2009 in Advanced Retrospect

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I don’t know how I feel about astrology and numerology.  I’m torn between destiny and free will.  I mean, isn’t there a certain degree of freedom that comes from accepting no personal responsibility for, well, anything?  I mean, if your life path was written in the stars, then clearly it was beyond you to change the direction you were headed in. I mean, …

There’s a Rebellion Coming, and It’s Coming For the Penguins

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I usually find my blog fodder from Cracked.com or one of the Gawker Media affiliates or Digg (which is where I usually first find postings from the aforementioned outlets), but I’m writing today to introduce you to a new personal favorite: <Expletive> You, Penguin. (ed. Yes, I know it’s Christmas Eve, and maybe a warmer, fuzzier post would be in order, but if you go to the …

Happy Holidays From Santa(Bot)!

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I’m going to preface this post with a note that this has NOTHING to do with religion, and if you’re reading this and still believe in Santa, then I recommend stopping now.  I bid you a happy and healthy holiday season, but you’re better off not reading what’s below if you still think St. Nick will be coming by your …

Ponzi Schemes: Where Reckless Abandon Meets, Well, Jealousy-Inducing Cunning

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Opinion by Jackie Brook, not necessarily the opinion of AMP3 Public Relations Updated October 17 2017 Bernard Madoff, the <expletive> behind the $50B Ponzi scheme that was just uncovered isn’t going to get kudos in this blog.  As many of his investors were from my hometown, it’s bound to (embarrassingly for them) come out that people I know were affected by Madoff’s …

Too Much Information: Seriously, Please Learn When to Stop Sharing

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Last week, I had an interesting email exchange with my family regarding a Flatiron café called “Starvin’ Marvin Cafe” (my dad’s name, you guessed it, is Marvin). The banter ranged from witty to silly, typical family fare for a Friday morning when New York City temperatures made it a little difficult to get our collective motor running. My brother then …

Not That I Needed It, But ANOTHER Reason to Hate the Shine Deli

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Back in September I blogged about our corner mart, the Shine Deli.We learned the hard way (via outrageously jacked up prices) that they were under new management. Well, that new management just sunk to an impressive new low.   Please see the visual below for the most comprehensive understanding possible:    I go to pay my rent, which is high enough, just to …